VOLUME IV JOHN DOE TIMES Table of Contents

** OHIO SHOOTOUT LINKED TO MUELLER MURDERS!!
** ARYAN PERPS STILL ON LOOSE!!
** ATF, FBI SWARM SOUTHERN OHIO: ARE THEY THERE TO MAKE ARRESTS OR ASSASSINATIONS?
** OUR OFFER TO ARYANS: A MILITIA/MEDIA ESCORT IN FROM THE COLD TO THE OHIO STATE AUTHORITIES. DOWNSIDE: YOU GO TO JAIL. UPSIDE: YOU GET TO LIVE A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
** ALSO: McVEIGH SISTER BRAGGED ABOUT "REVOLUTION" TO COME
** AND: GEOPHYSICIST CHANGES STORY ABOUT SECOND BLAST. (HOW MANY TIMES DID THE FBI VISIT HIM, WE WONDER?).

** MARK THOMAS PLEADS GUILTY!! FORMER VIETNAM WAR DESERTER TO CANADA BUGS OUT ON HIS ARYAN BUDDIES! MICHAEL "JOHN DOE #2" BRESCIA MUST BE GETTIN' THAT OLD SINKIN' FEELIN'. MAHON TO BE IMPLICATED?
** ALSO: KEHOE, A CHIEF SUSPECT IN THE MUELLER MURDERS,"EYE-DEED" AS PERP IN KEYSTONE COPS (WE'RE ONLY DANGEROUS TO BYSTANDERS) SHOOTOUT-- AS BARNEY SINGS: "I MISS YOU, YOU MISS ME, WE'RE ALL CROSSEYED AS CAN BE"

** "HE'S BAAACK!!"-- LIKE THE SHUFFLING, UNDEAD VILLAIN OF A BAD FIFTIES' SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE, JOHN DOE #2 RETURNS FROM GRAVE TO HAUNT PROSECUTION TEAM.
** RETURN OF JOHN DOE #2 MAKES LEAD STORY ON ALL NETWORKS.
** "JOHN DOE TWO? SURE, WE REMEMBER HIM, DON'T WE BETH?"
** GREEN-IN-THE-FACE PROSECUTOR/COVER-UP QUEEN BETH WILKERSON LOOKS LIKE SHE ATE A TURD AT PRESS CONFERENCE.
** SEZ STEPHEN JONES: "THAT BOY'S GOT MORE LIVES THAN A CAT."

** "THE TRUTH WILL OUT": WE WIN A GRAND JURY!!!
** NBC COVERS ARYAN SHOOTOUT, LINKS NAZI CRUDS TO MUELLER TRIPLE MURDER, ELOHIM CITY & BY EXTENSION, OKC!!
** TRANSCRIPT OF TROOPER SHOOTOUT VIDEO.
** SEAN MICHAEL HAINES NOW DISCOVERED TO HAVE BEEN "RECOGGED" OUT FROM UNDER HIS $50,000 BAIL IN SOUTH DAKOTA ON 20 DECEMBER. WHICH THREE-LETTER AGENCY NOW HAS A NEW "PET NAZI" ON THE PROWL?
** SEARCH WARRANT SEALED FOR SHOOTOUT VEHICLE. WHY?
** THOMAS ROLLS OVER WHILE BUTLER MOANS AND MAHON GROANS.
** THE DENVER POST SEZ: "JOHN DOE #2 RAISES HIS UGLY HEAD AGAIN"; HAVE THEY BEEN READING THE JOHN DOE TIMES?

** NAZIS ON THE RUN: KEHOE BOYS STILL ELUDE COPS
** REUTERS STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE MILITIA MOVEMENT AND NEO-NAZI TERRORISTS
** STEPHEN JONES WARNS AP EDITORS: "YOU'LL NEVER THINK ABOUT THE UNITED STATES AGAIN IN THE SAME WAY."
** "TIME" FOR THE PARTY LINE: THE "MINISTRY OF TRUTH" STRIKES BACK AT THE CAROL HOWE STORY THROUGH THE SLICK PAGES OF TIME MAGAZINE.
** ATF CALLS HOWE A LIAR; TIME NEGLECTS TO MENTION 14 POLYGRAPHS PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS.
** ATTACKING J.D. CASH: TIME'S DESK-BOUND INGRATES BITE THE HAND THAT FED THEM.
** McCURTAIN GAZETTE EDITOR/PUBLISHER BRUCE WILLINGHAM REPLIES TO TIME "HIT-PIECE".
** AND: MORE GOVERNMENT PRE-TRIAL SILLINESS IN DENVER.

** A JEALOUS ASS-OCIATED PRESS PARROTS ATF PARTY LINE, ATTACKS J.D. CASH & McCURTAIN GAZETTE.
** UNABLE TO WRITE ANYTHING ORIGINAL, PAUL McQUEARY PLAGIARIZES TIME MAGAZINE.
** JOHN DOE TIMES PREDICTION-- WHEN THE McCURTAIN GAZETTE PUBLISHES IT'S NEXT BLOCKBUSTER ON TUESDAY, 3 MARCH 1997, IT WILL BE EXCREMENT INGESTION TIME FOR MR. McQUEARY.
** ALSO: STEPHEN JONES AND COVERUP KEATING ON CNN...."WHY, GUV'NER, WHY DO YOU LOOK SO GREEN AROUND THE GILLS?"

POLYGAMIST NAZIS AND EAGLE SCOUT TERRORISTS
** KEHOE BOYS STILL ON THE RUN. FBI CAN'T FIND HUGE MOTOR HOME AND TWO WHOLE NAZI FAMILIES. DON'T THEY WANT TO? J.EDGAR SPINNING IN GRAVE.
** MARK FAZLOLLAH OF THE PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER DOES INTERESTING PIECE ON MIKE "JOHN DOE #2" BRESCIA.

**Wyoming Highway Patrol Finds Motorhome for Feds, FBI Still Can't Find Kehoe Brothers... Sheesh!
** TRAVELING-NAZI-FUGITIVE-CIRCUS ELUDES MASTERFUL FBI DRAGNET!
** Kehoe Boys Leave Behind a Portable Stretcher, Body Bag and Duct Tape: Were They Measuring Someone in Ohio for the Mueller Treatment?
** "Have Bodybag, Will Travel."
**A JOHN DOE TIMES' HINT TO LOUIS FREEH: DRAW A LINE ON THE MAP, LOUIS. CAN YOU SAY "VANCOUVER"? THAT'S VAN-COO-VER, YOU KNOW, LIKE "HOOVER"?
**Also: Dallas Morning Snooze Startles The Populace With McVeigh Tale.

** KEHOE TRAVELING CIRCUS STILL ON LAM; FBI CLUELESS IN SPOKANE (STILL)
** McCURTAIN GAZETTE STATEMENT ON DALLAS MORNING NEWS LIES
** DALLAS MORNING NEWS: "WE DID NOTHING WRONG AND WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN."
** STEPHEN JONES SEZ: "DMN STOLE MY FILES!"
** INTERESTING TIDBIT: DMN REPORTER'S NAME IS PETE SLOVER & THERE IS SAID TO BE A SPECIAL AGENT SLOVER IN THE DALLAS ATF OFFICE-- ANY RELATION?

**ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS ON JOHN DOE #2, #3,#4,#5...
"HE LURKS AROUND THE DARK CORNERS OF THE OKLAHOMA CITY BOMBING CASE LIKE HAMLET'S FATHER"
**ALSO: SEZ JONES-- "AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED THE DALLAS MORNING NEWS CAN GO TO HELL."
** AND: MORE ON DALLAS MORNING SNOOZE'S "PLUMBER"
** PEE-PEE'S GO ON TRIAL.

** FBI Imitates the Deaf, Blind and Dumb Monkey Trio.
** Federal Bureau of Intimidation, or Louis Freeh Takes a Page From the East German "Stasi" Secret Police.
** "Bund On The Run."
** Kehoe Boys Still On Run. A Peek Inside Their Suburban.
** Tim McVeigh Confesses...Again!!
** Scholarly Journal of Opinion, "Playboy" Breaks Another "Confession" Story.

** J.D.CASH BECOMES PART OF OKC STORY.
** THE NEW YORKER DISCOVERS "THE BEST LITTLE NEWSPAPER IN OKLAHOMA"-- NO SURPRISE TO READERS OF THE JOHN DOE TIMES.